...a couple of days after baby-momma (monster) picked me up at the Harrisburg train station and drove me to our new home in Waynesboro via all the back roads, purposefully to freak me out about where I've moved to, I saw a woman in a house-dress and slippers, with rollers in her hair actually VACUUMING HER FRONT YARD WITH AN ANTIQUE HOOVER!
This is when I was sure I had made a very big mistake.
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