When I stare at these pics too long I totally turn into my mother. I just think: What's going to happen when he needs a "real" job? And: How's he going to feel about those tree stumps in his face when he's 60? Of course, in my experience, people like that usually don't make it to 60. Too self-hating. And, my goodness, that's an unattractive haircut. Why would someone WANT to make themselves look so unattractive? What do his parents think? Is he happy with the way he looks? Is he happy at all? Does ANYONE find him sexually appealing? But then I look at that third pic, and think: Yeah, I'd totally do him. But at five AM. And I wouldn't take him to Monday night dinners with my mother. Sigh. I think I'm getting old, though, because these pictures just make me sad for this lost little guy. (via The Chive)
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