Thursday, January 07, 2010

Tea Party Pick-up Lines

* Hey baby, only my government is small.
* I wanna whisper sweet anti-immigrant, homophobic, racist, xenophobic nothings into your ear.
* How about you and me go have sex - lights out, missionary position, for the sole purpose of reproduction?
* I wanna unravel your conspiracy so my revolution can erupt all over you.
* The real reason I'm against tax increases? So I can spend all my money on you, girl.
* You're hotter than the burning cross I put in my black neighbor's front lawn.
* Is that a Glenn Beck bobblehead in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
* On the border I'm a Minuteman, but in the bedroom I'm alllll night.
* Lets go back to my place and declare independence from our clothes.
* Wanna see my paintings of an eagle crying over the New York skyline on 9/11?

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